By G. Brown on Sep 30, 2008

Message to Mr. Hagedorn: Cut it off, cut it off!

By Mr. Hagedorn on Oct 1, 2008

Ok, ok I won’t publish anything about the phone call from “Mrs. Merkel”!

By G. Brown on Oct 1, 2008

No, I mean, the internet-thing! Cut it off!

By Mr. Hagedorn on Oct 2, 2008

Ah, I see what you mean. This is how it works:

1) Dive under your table (this will already protect you from direct exposure of news, email and e-petitions).

2) Look at the back of your Computer. You will find a small grey cable called “LAN”.

3) Just unplug it (or cut it with scissors, to make sure).

4) Now you can safely lean back in your chair again.

Note: This procedure has been applied by a number of your (international) colleagues already. However, experience shows that there is a certain risk of voter-frustration. People may vote next time for someone who actually left the “internet-thing” plugged-in.

Some guys in the business of “representative democracy” even had the fancy idea, that the internet could help them to represent the people more directly and more efficently.

Further information on this can be found at:

https://www.e-participation.net/

PS: You can only look at that page, if you havn’t applied the scissors yet..

PPS: If you have an questions, do not hesitate to contact me again! (but please not before 10 a.m.)